Hi there peeps,
My new book THE IRON WOLVES, a fast-paced, violent, dark fantasy full of violence, hatred and (yes!) some small slivers of honour, is published January 2014 by Angry Robot Books.
In time-honoured tradition, I am whoring myself for promotional purposes in the month of DECEMBER 2013. So, if you fancy interviewing me (in the pub, Skype, or via email; I’ll drive to you as long as you get the first round of Hobgoblin in) or joining my BLOG TOUR (now I feel Rockstar!!) then please let me know. If you have a current blog theme, let me know that and I’ll link in with it so it’s not just shameless pimping (yeah, right!!). I just need a topic, word length and deadline.
If not, absolutely NO WORRIES. I know how jolly busy we all are!!
Below is the blurb. Photos on request (I’m doing a new photo shoot tomorrow and really, really dreading it; although I do have fabulous breasts).
I’ll also be pimping my soon-to-be-released horror movie IMPURITY, starring the one and only FRAZER HINES who played JAMIE in DOCTOR WHO, at the same time.
What do you get out of it? Well, I can supply a “reviewer’s thank-you pack” – currently an IRON WOLVES poster, bookmark and t-shirt. And you’ll also benefit in some media fallout – especially if we get drunk at interview and show our big hairy bottoms.
Oh yes. ARCs (Advance Reader Copies) are now available in paperback from Angry Robot. So drop them a line if you want a review copy.
Many thanks if you read this far,
THE IRON WOLVES by ANDY REMIC
Thirty years ago, the Iron Wolves held back mud-orc hordes at the Pass of Splintered Bones, and led a brutal charge that saw the sorcerer Morkagoth slain. This ended the War of Zakora, and made the Iron Wolves heroes.
Now, a new terror stalks the realm. In hushed whispers, it is claimed the Horse Lady, Orlana the Changer, has escaped from the Chaos Halls and is building an army, twisting horses, lions and bears into terrible, bloody hunters, summoning mud-orcs from then slime and heading north to Vagandrak where, it said, the noble King Yoon has gone insane…
After hearing a prophecy from a blind seer, aged General Dalgoran searches to reunite the heroes of old for what he believes will be the final battle. But as mud-orcs and twisted beasts tear through the land, Dalgoran discovers the Iron Wolves are no longer heroes of legend… Narnok is a violent whoremaster, Kiki a honey-leaf drug peddler, and Prince Zastarte a drinker, a gambler, amoral and decadent: now he likes to hear people scream as they burn…
United in hate, the Iron Wolves travel to the Pass of Splintered Bones; and as half a million mud-orcs gather, General Dalgoran realises his grave error. Together, the Iron Wolves hold a terrible secret which has tortured them for three decades. Now, they only wish to be human again…