Stolen BMW GS.
Yes, some dirty stinking dirtbag scumboxes smashed into my car, reversed it off the drive, broke into my garage and thieved my beautiful BMW GS 1200 bike. Now, I’d really like to meet these people. Honest. With a big smile. And all joking aside, and with utmost sincerity, I have a present waiting for them.
As Vincent Vega said in Pulp Fiction: “I wish I could have caught them doing it. It would have been worth them doing it, just so I could have caught them doing it.”
I’m sorry to hear your news, I really hope they get these scumbags and the majestic beast is returned to its rightful master!